This list is of all the songs I can think of to date that have been recorded.

• 1. Fruit is cheaper vegetables are cheaper
• 2. Tony Blair
• 3. The Queen
• 4. Shameleon
• 5. DOWN-ON
• 6. Jonny the anode
• 7. Ripon is gay
• 8. On the Offensive
• 9. Give me toast
• 10.Toast my testicles
• 11.Donkeys, giraffes and elephants (D.G.E)
• 12.Powersnail 2020
• 13.WHEN?
• 14.Anticyclones
• 15.James Bond is cool
• 16.Tender end
• 17.Forskinskin
• 18.Lego
• 19.Little Donkey
• 20.I stayed in a hotel, and nicked all the soap
• 21.Russians never go blind, because the wear so many hats
• 22.Bag of spunk
• 23.Water gets bigger every time you look at it
• 24.Jeremy is big
• 25.Our site
• 26.Goldfish
• 27.We're in FCM
• 28.RAV4s are really gay
• 29.Paul Daniel's head
• 30.You've got AIDS
• 31.One
• 32.END
• 33.Santa raped you
• 34.Jesus was invented by Coca Cola
• 35.The 80's mike
• 36.I like the Welsh guy that reads the news
• 37.PREDICT MY STORM
• 38.Smoke on the wedge
• 39.Mr Massage
• 40.Rage against the latrine
• 41.Oranges
• 42.Bananas
• 43.Tomato
• 44.Captain Clop
• 45."The Cock Song"
• 46.Osmotic shot
• 47.Drop dead ugly
• 48.Stop asking for money
• 49.Frogs don't have any teeth
• 50.Man eating the knife
• 51.Drinking tea
• 52.Anaconda scorpion
• 53.Georgie's song
• 54.Piss bitch
• 55.Goldfish are better than sharks because they can swim backwards
• 56.Road hose
• 57.Hitch-hiker
• 58. Bitch tits
• 59. The "I'd laugh if you died" song.

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